Toi1let humor....

Somehow, I never thought I would denigrate to toilet hum0r in this space but since the past few days have been spent reading these funny stories on one of my mailing lists, I couldn't resist continuing it here.

The discussion has revolved around individual funny stories about being stuck somewhere and not having a convenient place to relieve oneself.

These women have been telling rip-roaring stories an in an uncharacteristic move on my part, I joined in.

A friend of mine from many years ago had never been out in the "wilds" of anywhere, since she was born and raised in Memphis. One time we went driving and ended up at Chaco Canyon in New Mexico. It was not during tourist season and we hadn't passed a car on the paved road, much less those last miles on the dirt road. At that point, I wasn't going to make it to the information center at the canyon, so I pulled over the car, pulled down my pants and prepared to squat by the side of the road.

Horrified and with wide eyes, she said, "you're going to shine your hiney?"

I laughed so hard I almost fell over. Since that time she's learned to shine her hiney as well.

I have many more of these stories, particularly from my long walks in Thailand.

So tell me your funny story. :)
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Now let's see if Google Reader updates this before I am eligible for senior citizen discounts.

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